So Brian Barker from KATU was out in the parking lot at lunchtime, "dramatically recreating" Sunday night's bike-on-motorist assault that's making the news. Needless to say our mature Mercury staffers decided to help with the efficiency of this process, using an air horn. But then, we realized, KATU doesn't know shit about dramatically recreating events. Check their newscast later, and then compare it to our efforts:

WARNING: DRAMATIC RECREATION OF A DRAMATIC RECREATION...