The Obama campaign raised $52 million in June -- more than twice the McCain campaign. Finally, the Democrats can buy their own election! (My advice? Start with the voting machines.)
Evangelical Christians apparently aren't hearing what they want to hear from McCain. That's because even McCain refuses to picket abortion clinics, thrash around on the ground, speak in tongues, and handle snakes.
And speaking of casual racism, it's usually not a good idea to walk around NYC wearing a shirt that says, "Obama is my Slave." (She really paid $69 for that?!?)
Americans fail again when it comes to tests regarding health care quality. Well, excuse me, but I was too busy stuffing my face with Pizza Hut's new Pizone to study!
And finally, protest all you want about the upcoming Olympics in China... but their opening ceremony fireworks are going to KICK ASS.