I gotta tell you, bothers and sisters, I was feeling mighty low today. But then, Grandpa John whipped out his ugly pickle, put it into a homemade pickle sling and demonstrated the power of Christ. Believe me, friends, Grandpa John says it and I know it's true: With the electric power of the Lord in your life, your pickle can glow too. But I think it's best to let Grandpa John explain it all himself.
Big ups to Fark.com for the video.