A woman in Missouri found Jesus in her bag of Cheetos! And they weren't even those all natural Cheetos (OMG, those are good).
Her husband cleverly renamed it Cheesus and her daughter decided that it looks more like a horse's head. This is what a local theologian, David Bennett had to say about the whole thing, "If people can find Jesus, somehow, in each of us like she's found n this object, that would be a wonderful thing."
In other dumb food news, some idiot bought a boring looking chicken for over four grand.