Blogtown readers will no doubt be aware that it's the Red Bull Flugtag this weekend—because their videos have been running in the top right corner of the screen for what seems like the past decade. But here's all you need to know about the event: I'm in it. The event starts at 1pm. I'm with TEAM WIENER, which is a 20-foot-long hot dog, and not a penis. I am supposed to dress up as "the relish." We're craft number 23, scheduled to chuck ourselves in the river at 2:45. If someone could come along and record this event and stick it on YouTube, I would be delighted.