So Pineapple Express opens today, but the new Mercury--which includes a review of the film--doesn't come out until tomorrow. PANIC!

Solution? Our review's already online.

So yeah. That's that. Enjoy, potheads.

Also, just for future reference, when shit opens early like this (usually, movies come out on Fridays, but more and more, they've been opening a few days early, on Thursday nights or even Wednesdays--same thing's happening next week with Tropic Thunder), keep an eye on the Mercury's online Film section, where we'll have the reviews posted before the paper version comes out. Because, you know, not to be all braggy or anything, but we're kinda on the ball like that.