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PALO ALTO, Calif.--Three "Bigfoot" seekers, including a Redwood City man... claimed they have proof that they have found the body of the elusive creature in the wilds of Georgia.

And on Friday, at a news conference in Palo Alto, they say they will present DNA evidence to prove the carcass of "Rickmat" is that of a bigfoot.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, Georgia residents who lead Bigfoot-tracking expeditions, say they found the body of what appears to be a Bigfoot in the woods of northern Georgia and will join local Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi at the news conference, according to Robert Barrows, who is publicizing the event....

"I think you'll find that this is the real deal," Barrows said of the alleged discovery.

First it's those goddamn chupacabras, and now it's the bigfeet. That's it. I'm buying a fucking shotgun.

The complete story is here. Thanks to RT for the heads up.