Paying no heed to editor Wm. Steven Humphrey's "no poetry in anything having to do with the Mercury" rule, Blogtown readers submitted a bunch of entries--some haikus, some limericks--in the contest to win The Big Lebowski's 10th Anniversary Limited Edition DVD. The winner? This simple, poignant haiku about Theodore Donald "Donny" Kerabatsos, written by tk.

throwing rocks tonight
and for once no one tells me
to shut the fuck up

Made me cry a little bit, there. tk, I'll be in touch to let you know when you can come pick up your DVD. Everybody else: Thanks for entering.