If you're not normally the type to go in for these artsy-fartsy type things, I'd encourage you to get a TBA brochure and take a chance on something that tempts you. At the very least, watch the Mecury's TBA blog for recommendations.
Yeah, yeah, I know you'd rather sit at home and watch television. But I assure you that TBA is as weird, and far more entertaining than, America's Got Talent. Here's a NSFW preview (because of nudity-natch) of what you might witness.
Looks pretty good when compared to this:
Okay, so the production values are better on television, but at least TBA's female impersonators can actually sing. Plus, they have waaaay more attitude. Just sayin'.