Hey, the next time you think about whining about your parents, just feel blessed that your mother didn't steal your identity and enroll herself into high school under your name, like this woman from Green Bay, Wisconsin.

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Wendy Brown stole the identity of her 15-year old daughter, who, understandably, lives with her father in another state. According to the Associated Press, Brown wanted to make up for her lost childhood, by almost failing math and joining the cheerleading squad. Too bad the check she wrote to her coach for her cheerleading uniform bounced. But seriously, how haggard do teenagers look these days for it to be possible for a 33-year old woman to pass for being 15?