Okay, SNAP OUT OF IT ALREADY. Enough blubbering and boo-hooing over the rain and the Dow crashing a kazillion points, and how this economic crisis is finally going to force you to get a job. In my new series "I'll Give You Something to Cry About, Crybabies" I will be giving you something to cry about, crybabies! Like for example this video of a young James Earl Jones reading the alphabet on Sesame Street.
Go ahead... watch it. And CRY, BABY, CRY!!
If you're too much of a crybaby to sit through the whole thing, I'll tell you how it ends after the jump. SPOILER ALERT!!
He says, "Z."