It's certainly one thing to dress up a monkey in an adorable jumper, and let him ride around on a Segway. Monkeys love that shit. HOWEVER! To dress a dog up in a humiliating Halloween costume? C'mon. You know that ain't right. The hilarious folks over at Best Week Ever have composed a list of the absolutely worst, most humiliating dog Halloween costumes of 2008, and if you're "that kind of person" it would behoove you to check it out -- before you make your dog the laughing stock of the neighborhood.

Examples? Here are two:

SpongeBob SquareDog? Humiliating!

Goofy? Fucking ridiculous is more like it.

Check out all ten here!