Obama picks evangelical homophobe/anti-choice dickhole pastor Rick Warren to give the inaugural invocation next month. Sorry, Obama, but we're going to hold you to that whole "change" thing.
Obama chooses three veteran regulators to his team to revamp regulatory rules. No word yet on whether they're homophobic, anti-choice bigots.
President Bush: "I didn't compromise my soul to be a popular guy. I mean, seriously, I sold my soul years before becoming president. Badda-BING!"
Get the popcorn, and watch the Gov. Blagojevich impeachment hearings LIVE.
The shoes the Iraqi journalist threw at President Bush have been DESTROYED. What the… haven't you idiots ever heard of eBay?!?
New York Governor David Paterson raises taxes on… iTunes downloads? Sir, you will NOT tax my Celine Dion!
Dear Portland Dingalings: STOP CALLING 911 FOR TRAFFIC INFORMATION!!
Speaking of snow, this Alpha Chi sorority sister has a mental breakdown after being busted for making fire extinguisher snow angels. Real or fake? Either way, she's going for the Oscar!