UPDATE! Sorry about today's lack of Blogtowniness, but Arctic Apocalypse '08 temporarily knocked out our intertubes. We rejoin Blogtown already in progress.
… a candidate for date rape! HA! HA! HAAAAAAA! Ahhhhhh… anyway. Along that same "vein" here's an entertainingly creepy infomercial where a hypnotist/date rapist tells us how self-hypnosis can cause you to get neck cancer, make blonde girls name "Cher" instantly fall asleep, and can help you become the most super-duper AWESOME "you" you can be!
Thanks to Everything is Terrible!