We have appreciated your effort and talent lo these many years, and can't thank you enough for pouring your heart and soul into music for us to enjoy. However, we have reached the end of that long road, and you have simply been rendered obsolete. Please do not take offense; such is the way of things. The Musician, regrettably, must now go the way of the Milkman, the Switchboard Operator, and the Print Journalist. You see, thanks to Microsoft Songsmith, we simply no longer require musicians to provide our music.
Thanks to Dane for the link.
End Hits: We also no longer require Smithies, Coopers, Sextons, and Town Criers.