I wish my paranoid delusions of grandeur manifested as Tricia Helfer.

James Parker has a piece in this month's Atlantic about how L. Ron Hubbard is the final Cylon.

No, seriously.

He also said this:

Battlestar Galactica is presenting all the symptoms of an extended-run high-concept TV series in its decadent phase. An oracular mood, an obsession with identity, a sensation of multiplying meanings—it’s the paranoid style in American TV writing.

Discuss.