The Mercury's postwoman (postperson?) (postmanlady?) just dropped by with a bundle of post, and the unsubstantiated rumor that the Slammer on SE 8th and Stark is planning to have an inauguration party on the 20th, starting at 6pm, with, quote, "dancing girls on the roof." I would like to see some Obama nipple-tassles, personally. The band's playing, too. "Where the streets have no name?"

Don't forget: The Mercury-sponsored inauguration party kicks off at Holocene at 8pm next Tuesday.