On 24 (and numerous other shows, I'm sure) they have a character who used to be a good guy working for the government until something so disappointing and revolting happened, he turned against his country and into an evil super villain. After the introduction of Ben & Jerry's newest product, I am now that guy.

President elect Obama? It's nothing personal, but since you have now been reduced to a cultural joke along the lines of Bart Simpson drinking a can of Coors, or Calvin peeing on a Ford logo, I have no choice but to do everything in my power to DESTROY YOUR ADMINISTRATION and subsequently THE PLANET. (That is, as soon as my nuclear tornado ray is finished.)