The bacon explosion has already made an appearance on Blogtown, but we've never seen it interacting with humans before. It should be noted that the bacon explosion (four pounds of bacon and sausage) is meant to be shared, and should not be consumed by one person in a single sitting. Unless, of course, you are Joey "Jaws" Chestnut, America's top ranked competitive eater (and a marvel to watch). The guy in this video is only ranked 48th in the nation. He's a chump, and he's never going to get anywhere with his attitude. Note the EMT's:

What more proof do you need that bacon is out to destroy America?