In the spirit of the most romantic of all man-made holidays I took to the 'net this morning to find something adorable and sweet to share with all of you and maybe the cute girl you fancy.

Ten minutes later, I find this:


The weird bit? This image isn't sexual at all.

I'm not going to lift the entirety of Japanese artist Masao's page, but I urge you to click through to the comic strip this image came from. Despite being written in Japan's native moon language, the meaning should be clear to anyone with a passing interest in the Super Smash Bros. series: Japan hates you and everything you hold dear.