I hate American Idol SO MUCH. Even more than I've hated it in the past. I hate the fucking creepy Christian choir leader/military jarhead/slutty slut contestants, I hate their fucking awful plebian song choices, I hate Paula, Randy, Simon and especially that new a-hole Karla, who may be infuriatingly more knowledgeable than the other three, but never for a moment lets you fucking forget it. (Although I still like using the phrase "Seacrest Out!" when I leave a room.)

How much do I hate American Idol? I hate it soooooooo much, I would happily rather listen to this guy 24 hours a day for the rest of my life. (And I would sit there uncomplaining, just like those two hilarious people watching him.)