Hey, everybody! It's "DJ Annoy Your Workmates" here with today's lesson on how to really annoy your workmates. Here's how it works:
1) Unplug your headphones and turn the volume up full blast.
2) Go here.
3) Click on the picture with your mouse and then type the following letters:

i k ii k ii k ii k ii k ii k ii k b m

4) Smile smugly as your co-workers proclaim you as the coolest dude in the universe!
5) Continue typing the series of letters until your co-workers decide no jury in the world would convict them if they were to open your jugular with a rusty knife.

Thank you, thank you, thank you Ron Winter's Drum Set via BWE!