SPITZER TO RUN FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL!!! Ahh, politics.

SENATOR AL FRANKEN!!! Ahh, politics.

HONG KONG NOAH'S ARK!!! Ahh, religion.
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ARK: NOAH'S...

PORN QUEEN CHAMBERS DEAD AT 56!!! Ahh, sex.

PHIL SPECTOR GUILTY!!! Agh! Murder.

MEL GIBSON DIVORCE!!! Ahh, Gibson.

STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP!!! Eh, Photoshop.

Good day.