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Portland Center Stage is offering a free ticket to anyone who brings in two dozen or more clean, empty catfood cans before May 15—they need the cans as props in their upcoming production of Grey Gardens, a show about two women who lived together with their 52 cats. (That's 49 more than I have, so everyone can please stop referring to me as a "cat lady" now; thanks.)