I'll say it right now… even though it's going straight to DVD, I think Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus may give Hard Ticket to Hawaii a run for the most awesomely cheesy movie ever! Why? HERE'S WHY MOTHEREFFERS!
1) Mega shark! (Not stupid normal-sized shark.)
2) Giant octopus! (Not stupid aquarium-sized octupus.)
3) Debbie Gibson (Normal-sized Debbie Gibson.)
4) FIGHTS! (Larger than life octopus/shark fights!)
5) Octopus biting oil rigs! (Both are big!)
5) Shark biting airplanes! (I think the airplane, like Debbie Gibson, is normal-sized.)
Hat tips to MTV Movie Blog!