Amidst the velvet paintings and disco-shirted mannequins at Vendetta's Giant Gay Garage sale this weekend, I found this mysterious photo. At first I thought it was some sort of Jeff Wall-inspired arranged scene. "Where did you get this?" I asked the vendor. "I used to work at a photo lab," he explained. "That photo was so amazing that I stole it."

Here is the photo:


I have no idea what the story behind this scene could be. So, as we did the last time a photo left us speechless, I'll put the challenge to you instead: HAIKU THIS PHOTO!