I came home to find two stations still churning out the old signal. One had a creepy end of the world, ghost channel feel, explaining what had happened to the signal, the other was All My Children, which also has a creepy end of the world feel.

I guess I'll be watching a lot more videos of cats descending stairs like Slinkys. Especially when I'm drunk, because when I'm drunk I also go down stairs like a Slinky. The television could never provide me with this kind of surreal connectivity.*

*unless I was watching America's Funniest Home Videos or something.