I know, I know! I said there was no way that any shark film could ever top Mega-Shark vs. Octopus—and I was right. HOWEVER! Shark in Venice comes pretty freaking close. Why? Only because it stars STEPHEN MOTHERFREAKING BALDWIN, a bunch of foreign guys who talk like they've got peanut butter and marbles in their mouths, and a script that features a blatant Indiana Jones rip-off… OH! And sharks that eat the shit out of those fruity gondola pilots. ROLL IT!