Secretary of State Hillary Clinton falls and breaks her right elbow; her other elbow claims it should be next in line for the job.
Gays are pissed (and rightly so) with Obama's half-ass federal employee benefits plan.
Lawmakers think that Obama's financial overhaul plan is kind of half-assy, too.
North Korea may fire a long range missile at Hawaii in early July. (Quick! Check Travelocity for what I suspect will be some verrrry good deals!)
Oregon's "Bunny Lady" who was under court order to stay away from rabbits has been arrested after police find bunnies hopping around her Tigard motel room. Stop thinking dirty things.
And finally, why is everyone so freaked out by the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park? They just wanna say, "HEYYYYYY!"