Okay, fine! Perhaps we don't share the same sense of humor when it comes to pedophilia. (Well, excuuuuuuse ME!) However, I think we can all agree that "breasts" are ALWAYS hilarious! Check out this commercial for Kush, the only product I know of that satisfies a woman's deep need to have something soft and cylindrical in between her funbags.
A tip o' the D-cup to BWE!