Mercury freelancer Paul Leonard clearly had a bright career ahead of him with such gems as this story from last month about a topless MAX rider allegedly harassed by security. Unfortunately he's now been hired as managing editor of the Vancouver Business Journal, where a brief search for the terms "exposed breasts" and "public transportation" yields no results this morning.

Congratulations regardless, Paul. I don't suppose you'd like to continue freelancing nudity stories for us under a pseudonym?