So anyway, I'm thinking about hiring Masked Chong to defend our blog. He apparently has a cadre of Korean "Nat-si's" on his payroll, and does a pretty good job of freaking me out—even though his sweater mask makes him look like one of those CG "Alvin and the Chipmunks." However, if they're looking for a new Bond villain, I think I've found their guy. CHING-CHONG-OUT!

So what exactly are these "hackers" doing to make Masked Chong so angry? Oh, just this…