A reader looking to put together a photo shoot is looking for one of these as a "location." Since I live in a gentrified downtown condo with tasteful furnishings, I can't help personally. And most of my yuppie friends have homes straight out of Portland Spaces, of course. But I wonder if you might, you know...know anybody? Slim chance, of course. Still, email here, if you do. I feel like I am trying to score drugs. Polaroids/cellphone shots would help.