So I'm thinking of starting a band that only performs songs based on the dangers of pedophilia. WANNA JOIN? Awesome, dude. Leave your suggestion for our band name in the comments below, and check out what will surely be our first hit single! We'll all wear sunglasses and mustaches, and our first rehearsal is this weekend, in that old abandoned shed behind Mr. McGreeley's house. SEE YOU THERE!
Sunglasses tips to Everything is Terrible!