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Aug 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Today in "SHUT… UP!!"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Shut… UP! Shut… UP!
SHUT… UP!!!
Goddammit… why can't I make the font size bigger on this stupid blog?
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Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the
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and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)
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