See these sweet custom-made Where the Wild Things Are skate decks? Well, they are as good as mine. Perhaps I'll let you look at them—from afar—after I win them in the “Where The Wild Things Ought To Be” contest.

My entry—a loving tribute to both Where the Wild Things Are and Hall and Oates' classic LP, H2O—is sure to be chosen as the winner. If you want to enter, fine, whatever, but just a warning: you will lose.