NPR is all like, "Patrick Swayze, dead, blah blah blah Dirty Dancing." But this is the movie—and these are the moves—that Swayze ought to be remembered for...

Oh. My. God. I gotta go lay down. Another clip from Skatetown USA (1979)—Scott Baio! Ruth Buzzi! Billy Barty! Flip Wilson! Marsha Brady! Horshack! The Unknown Comic!—after the jump.