Many of you are curious about what it's like to have sex with me. BEHOLD THE FOLLOWING METAPHOR! My penis is symbolized by the yellow wire, and the hole in the watermelon symbolizes your personal hole of choice. Roll it.

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OH! And the foreign voices symbolize the foreigners who pay to watch me do you.

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