Here's the deal: Imagine for a moment that you can only parent one child for the rest of your life. And this child must be one of the kids in either of the following two videos. CHOOSE!!
The 9-year-old Peruvian girl who performs a creepily sexual shot-by-shot remake of Britney Spears' "Toxic"?
Or this kid who's like Eddie Van Halen… mmm… except on the accordion.
One of them is gonna be your kid. CHOOSE!!