Oh, hey. The Yankees won the Series. Moving on...
Republicans have a lot of issues to sort out between now and 2010!
Afghanistan violence forces U.N. to relocate staff.
Uber-nutjob Glenn Beck could be a boon for thriller writers. C'mon! Really?
Rihanna speaks frankly about her relationship with Chris Brown. Glad she's able to talk to us like we're adults.
Evangelical mega-church preacher Ted Haggard, who had a soft spot for male hookers and meth, is back at the pulpit!
Cats can catch the swine flu, too! So catowners: your pets would appreciate it if you left the house while you're feeling sick. Just don't bring your germs to work, either.
We'll end on this ridiculous note: Disney is trying to recast Mickey as the next American badass. This picture, from the upcoming video game "Epic Mickey," totally made my morning:
- Oh, boy!