Remember when Harrison Ford and Brendan Fraser made a movie here and it was the most magical time of our lives? Well, now that movie has a trailer!

HOLY CRAP IT'S CAMERON FROM FERRIS BUELLER! AT PIONEER SQUARE! NOT WEARING A RED WINGS JERSEY! HAN SOLO SHOUTING "I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!" AND "NOBODY IS GONNA TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY LAB!!!" AND C'OR BLIMEY, 'TIS OL' LIMEY BRITBOTTOM FROM MAD MEN!!!

In related news, this trailer is fucking awful.

Cue the "Why can't they ever film a good movie in Portland?" whining. Via FilmDrunk.