We're in for another rainy week, you guys! But that's okay, because God made the rain so that the flowers, erections, and plants can grow and... what? Wait... did I say "erections"? Of course I didn't! That would be... c'mon, that would be gross, man. "Erections growing in the rain." Pssshht! I mean... sure, I love the feeling of a fresh spring rain running down my frenulum... who doesn't? But "rain" causing "erections" to "grow"? That's impossible.