Today's proclamation: If every show on TV were even half as good as "The Channing Show" (in which Channing puts on a show with her stuffed animals), I would happily become one of those morbidly obese people who dies in front of the tube.
Unfortunately, I'm not sure if Channing can maintain the hilarity of his episode which becomes EXTREMELY PAINFUL at the 30 second mark.

Get well soon, Channing.