Oh shit. After years of talks, the Oregonian is reporting that H&M is finally coming to Portland. Can you withstand the affordability of its chic basics, and its infuriatingly eye catching collaborations with exciting fashion designers? Can you? (Can I?) Oh crap.

Last month, the retailer launched a line of Jimmy Choo shoes — a designer made popular by the women of the HBO series "Sex and the City." The spikey shoes, sold at a limited number of H&M locations, typically cost between $175 and $1,095 at high-end retailers. They were $50 to $200 at H&M.

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I need a cold shower.

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