THOUSANDS FEARED DEAD IN HAITI!!! You can donate money to MercyCorps to help with the recovery effort here.
GOOGLE THREATENS TO LEAVE CHINA!!! This is a really odd story. The parties involved are "Google" and "China." It's an almost incomprehensibly big deal.
- GOOGLE CHINA: TURNS OUT, IT WAS JUST A WAY FOR THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT TO HACK THE EMAILS OF HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVISTS
INQUIRY INTO 2008 FINANCIAL COLLAPSE BEGINS!!! I bet the CEOs are quaking in their shoes.
SARAH PALIN ON FOX!!! Says she thought Iraq was behind 9/11. Shameless. Watch clips here.
HAROLD FORD'S PEDICURES!!! The possible next Senator from New York likes a pampered lifestyle, it seems.
HAS TIGER WOODS CHECKED INTO SEX REHAB??? Insert "who gives a shit?" response in the comments. Answer: EVERYONE.
WOLVERINE LEAKER FACES JAIL TIME!!! I feel more sorry for the idiots who downloaded it.
ASTEROID!!! It's coming. And will pass "close to earth." Somebody call Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis.
CONAN O'BRIEN!!! May soon be available for children's parties.
HIPPO ON THE RUN!!! Someone should just lay out a few marbles on a table. He'll come slinking riiiiight back.
Good day.
