All signs point to NBC letting Conan go, and giving Jay back his 11:30 slot—THAT HE FUCKING "RETIRED" FROM.

Conan's peeps deny that his last day (night) on the Tonight Show is January 22.

Conan puts the Tonight Show on CraigsList.

Conan gets offered a job in porn. (Please do not accept.)

Also on Team Conan: Rosie O'Donnel, Alyssa Milano, Matthew Perry. On Team Leno's side: Jerry Seinfeld, Kevin Smith (?), certain dickhead NBC executives, and Jay Leno. Go Team Conan!

Conan: "If NBC doesn't want people to see me, just leave me on NBC."

Hey look! Conan sidekick Andy Richter has issued his own (hilarious) statement, too!