Fine, they're no Christina Hendricks. However, the US Women's Curling Team does have a certain earthy sexuality that you won't find in Olympians such as Lindsey Vonn or Gretchen Bleiler. That's why I'm happy to share this uplifting tribute video dedicated to the women who sweep my stone. (And by "uplifting," naturally I mean "my boner.")

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