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'STACHE BASH—Mustaches for Kids may sound a little creepy, but it's actually a group who grow mustaches and raise money for charity in the process. This year's "growing season" benefits local schools, and concludes with a mustache contest and party at Holocene, where this year's winner will take home the Sweetest 'Stache Award. SK
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 8 pm, $5

JURASSIC LIVE—I have been waiting my entire life to experience Walking with Dinosaurs: The Arena Spectacular, in which life-sized animatronic dinosaurs will take over the Rose Garden! Roaring and running and killing and kickin' it Jurassic style! Again: LIFE-SIZED ANIMATRONIC DINOSAURS. I hardly need to further explain the stupendous amazingness that this night will bring. This night full of LIFE-SIZED ANIMATRONIC DINOSAURS. EH
Rose Garden, 1 Center Court, 7 pm, $24.50-64.50, see rosequarter.com for more days & times

My, What a Busy RRAWWWRRR!