"NO I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT, I WON'T." More details emerge about the shooting of Jack Collins.

THE BRITS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! Big election in May. PM Gordon Brown promises "national renewal," otherwise known as "better the devil you know."

OPRAH WILL INTERVIEW JOHN EDWARDS' MISTRESS!!! First question: what the eff is this?

RIELLE HUNTER: KERMIT, BARNEY, DORA, AND CROTCH
  • RIELLE HUNTER: KERMIT, BARNEY, DORA, AND CROTCH

MY DATE WITH A YOUNG BILL CLINTON!!! He did the "hand-caressing trick," apparently.

WIKILEAKS SHOWS TROOP MURDER??? Americans firing into the crowd in Iraq.

25 DEAD IN W.VA MINE BLAST!!! Worst since the 1980s.

DUKE WINS!!! Game with Butler comes down to last 3.6 seconds.

OBAMA: "cool, charismatic, slightly detached: an autodidact with a lawyer’s analytical intelligence and a novelist’s empathetic temperament"!!! Says New York Times reviewer of the President's portrayal in a new book by David Remnick.

LESBIAN TEEN SENT TO 'FAKE PROM'!!! Wow. That is some cruelty, right there.

Good day.