- As soon as Hit-Girl's done with this guy, she's going after Roger Ebert.
Kick-Ass: Mark Millar and John Romita, Jr.'s bloody, funny comic gets turned into a bloody, funny movie.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Steig Larsson's beloved crime novel gets turned into a kinda gross movie.
Filmed by Bike: There will be tall bikes. You have been warned.
Death at a Funeral: Jesus fucking christ this sounds fucking awful.
The Joneses: Hey, at least it's better than the most recent X-Files movie!
Mid-August Lunch: Another exhilarating entry in the "Old people sitting around" genre.